Author: MHIS

January 2013

Clemens makes cartoon
history as the
first substitute teacher in
Bikini Bottom.

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Clemens
Day become holiday

Clemens boat found in Spain.

Date of tragic boating accident

February 2013

Clemens past as a
disco singer
comes to light!

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Clemens
Accepts
Cabinet Post

Clemens
Becomes 1st
Civics teacher
In space

Clemens
Discovers
aliens

First Super
Bowl ad runs

March 2013

Clemens invents the teacher’s wet suit!

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Clemens added
to
Mt. Rushmore

National
Civics
Day

April 2013

Clemens wants You!

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1st
Kentucky
Fried
Civics
opens

Clemens
Becomes
New
Uncle Sam

May 2013

Clemens invents Civics Style of Martial Arts

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Clemens
Joins
Blues
Brothers

Clemens
Fired as
Twinkie
the
Kid

Clemens
Becomes new
Golem

June 2013

Clemens teaches beagles to fly

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Cirque Du
Soleil
Civics
Premieres

July 2013

Clemens in his short run one man show
Dance of the Pink Gorilla

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Pink
Gorilla
Opens

Pink
Gorilla
Closes

Clemens
Popeye
Spinach
Mascot

August 2013

Clemens joins
Big Time Rush

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Sets world
Record for
Longest
Civics
lesson

Clemens
Is the new
Patrick
Star

September 2013

Announces run for President

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Clemens
Forms
Civics
Party

Announces
Presidential
run

Endorsed
By
Jimmy
Buffet

October 2013

Clemens Leif Ericsson Day Bobblehead

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Leif
Ericsson
Day

Endorsed by
Big Bird

Third book
published

November 2013

Clemens pitches Star Wars Sequels to Disney

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Clemens forced out of Presidential
race

Curious Clementine
Debuts on TV

Show
Pulled from
Food
Network

December 2013

How The Civics Teacher Stole Christmas
published

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Clemens
Rigs door
Decoration
contest

Clemens
Christmas
Special
airs